Thursday, December 4, 2014

The Surprise Of Torani Dark Chocolate Sauce!


The Good: Great flavor, Easy to use, No bad ingredients in it
The Bad: Expensive
The Basics: Torani Dark Chocolate Sauce is a wonderful chocolate sauce to augment coffees, ice creams and even milk!


Every now and then when I am out, I find something that I had never even imagine existed before. While on my vacation with my wife, I discovered that Torani, the company that makes a ton of amazing syrups for coffees that my wife and I love, now makes thicker sauces to augment the foamed milk for coffees, lattes and cappuccinos. We started our buying and sampling off with the Torani Dark Chocolate Sauce. This is a Torani sauce that is a great change from Torani syrups and it augments all sorts of products – from ice cream to coffee to making a pretty potent and wonderful chocolate milk that is actually dark chocolate flavored!

Basics

The Torani Dark Chocolate Sauce is part of Tornai’s new topping line and it works just like a chocolate syrup. The 16.5 oz. bottle has a flip top which allows one to squeeze the fluid out onto ice cream or drizzle onto coffee drinks that use a foamed milk!

Ease Of Preparation

One need not even shake the Torani Dark Chocolate Sauce. Simply remove the safety seal, flip open the cap and squeeze out the Torani Dark Chocolate Sauce. There is no trick to using this topping sauce.

Taste

For all of my ice cream topping reviews, I am utilizing Blue Bunny Chocolate Chip ice cream (reviewed here!) as it provides a neutral flavor base.

On its own, the Torani Dark Chocolate Sauce smells powerfully of dark chocolate. The rich cocoa aroma is strong and obvious. The scent is distinctive and instantly recognizable to anyone who loves dark chocolate in any form. On the tongue, the Dark Chocolate sauce tastes exactly like it is supposed to. The flavor is dry and chocolatey, the perfect embodiment of dark chocolate, with a sweet finish to it that makes it delightfully accessible to those who are used to milk chocolate.

On ice cream, the Torani Dark Chocolate Sauce seems to lose its inherent sweetness. The result is that it augments any flavor of ice cream it is placed on with an almost overwhelming chocolate flavor, without overly sweetening it. This makes for a delightful accent that retains a true dark chocolate flavor!

In coffee and lattes, the Torani Dark Chocolate Sauce acts as a good accent flavor. It is enough to lightly flavor coffee and it holds its own with coffee without dominating the palate.

The Torani Dark Chocolate Sauce leaves a fairly sweet aftertaste in the mouth for about ten minutes after one is done consuming it.

Nutrition

Torani Dark Chocolate Sauce is a dessert topping therefore not the most nutritious things in the known world. I was shocked that there was nothing unrecognizable in the ingredients for the Torani Dark Chocolate Sauce. The primary ingredients are sugar, water, and cooca. None of the ingredients insinuate that this is not vegan compliant and there are no allergy warnings on the bottle.

What is not a mystery is how high this product is in sugars. In each 2 Tb serving (who measures this out, as opposed to squirting it on their ice cream?!) of Torani Dark Chocolate Sauce, there are 100 calories, five of which come from fat! There are only .5 grams of fat and no cholesterol and consumers get only 1% of their recommended daily allowance of sodium out of a single serving of this topping! There is a single gram of protein, which is nice, but not enough to live off. This is not a truly bad-for-you product!

Storage/Cleanup

So long as one leaves the Torani Dark Chocolate Sauce in its bottle, it does not need to be refrigerated after being opened, it ought to stay usable. Given that it has an expiration date on our bottle that we bought two months ago was July 5, 2015, one assumes it will last quite a while unopened. My wife and I managed to get well more than twelve servings out of the bottle!

Cleanup is very easy as a general rule as it may easily be wiped up with a warm cloth. Because it is a chocolate base, this ice cream topping does stain. On dishes, it washes off very easily.

Overall

Torani Dark Chocolate Sauce is a wonderful way to augment any number of products, which continues the great reputation Torani possesses.

For other ice cream toppings, please visit my reviews of:
Smuckers Sugar Free Caramel Dessert Topping
Root Beer Magic Shell
Jelly Belly Very Cherry Dessert Topping

8/10

For other ice cream and topping reviews, please visit my Ice Cream Review Index Page!

© 2014 W.L. Swarts. May not be reprinted without permission.
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D’Oh! Ho! Ho! Returns The Simpsons To Hallmark Ornaments For My 200th Ornament Review!


The Good: Good detailing, Great sculpt, Neast sound clip
The Bad: Front-heavy, Only one sound clip
The Basics: Hallmark's "D’oh! Ho! Ho!" ornament is a worthwhile new The Simpsons ornament, despite its few faults.


It seems like it has been a long time since Hallmark Keepsake produced an ornament from The Simpsons. In fact, in my years of reviewing ornaments, the only The Simpsons ornament I’ve tracked down and reviewed so far is the Mr. Plow ornament (reviewed here!). For 2014 and in time to be my 200th ornament review, I managed to track down a new ornament from The Simpsons! This year, the ornament is the "D’oh! Ho! Ho!" ornament.

For those unfamiliar with "D’oh! Ho! Ho!," early on in The Simpsons, Homer takes a job as a mall Santa. At that time, Bart encountered him and unbearded Santa. It is Bart, sitting on Santa Homer’s lap, pulling off his beard, that is the subject of the “D’oh! Ho! Ho!” ornament. To add extra value to this ornament, Hallmark provided the "D’oh! Ho! Ho!" ornament with an impressive sound chip.

Basics

The "D’oh! Ho! Ho!" ornament recreates Homer Simpson on his stuffed chair, dressed as Santa Claus. Bart sits on his right knee, looking at him and pulling off Homer’s fake Santa beard. The ornament includes Homer, Bart and the chair as one solid piece. The ornament, released in 2014, is as authentic-looking as it can be considering it is based upon an animated work for the source material. Because everything in The Simpsons is colored in simple solid colors (without human shading or details), the ornament appropriately does not have any coloring depth or shading to it.

Still, Hallmark clearly made an effort on the "D’oh! Ho! Ho!" ornament and almost everything about the ornament looks good and functions well. Homer Simpson has adequate detailing in his eyes and on his beard. While the chair is incredibly simple, Bart is detailed in his jacket, with its hood and zipper front. Santa Homer has buckles on his shoes and a wonderfully-detailed grimace. I was impressed by the jagged look to the Santa beard; it looked just like the style of the animation of the early The Simpsons. Measuring four inches tall, two and three-quarter inches wide and two and three-eighths inches deep, the "D’oh! Ho! Ho!" ornament is one of the larger Hallmark ornaments this year. Given that it has a sound feature, it has a fairly competitively-priced release price of $19.95, though that still seemed near being “expensive” to me.

The Hallmark "D’oh! Ho! Ho!" ornament is made of a durable plastic, but because it is colored in simple bright colors, it looks a little cheaper, though it is just as strong as other Hallmark ornaments. This ornament remains fairly easy to find at Hallmark stores, so there is no reason (yet) to look for it in the secondary market, despite the fact that The Simpsons and sound chip are pretty popular. This ornament features a battery to power the sound effects. I was impressed by how the ornament is put together without any major exposed seams!

Features

As a Hallmark Keepsake ornament, "D’oh! Ho! Ho!" has a sound effect, but no light effect. On the chair, there is a fairly-concealed button. The button, when pressed, activates the sound chip. The sound chip actually contains a single sound clip from The Simpsons. This sound clip is not just an exchange of dialog between Homer and Bart. After slipping and calling Bart by his name, the boy presses Homer and bugs him into getting angry. That’s pretty cute, but it is a clip with low replayability; it is hardly one of the more interesting exchanges of dialog between Homer and Bart, though it fits the theme of the ornament well.

Balance

As with all ornaments, the intent of the Hallmark Keepsake "D’oh! Ho! Ho!" ornament is to be hung on a Christmas Tree. And for those creating the ultimate Christmas Tree for The Simpsons, the "D’oh! Ho! Ho!" ornament is a worthwhile addition. The ornament has the standard steel hook loop embedded into the top center of the back of the chair. This is fairly obvious and necessary for the ornament.

From the steel hook loop, the D’oh! Ho! Ho! ornament hangs as best it can, but it is very front-heavy. The ornament leans forward in a pretty dramatic way that is very noticeable, especially considering the fact that the chair should look like it is sitting flat on the ground, but it is tipped.

Collectibility

Hallmark Keepsake began delving into the collectibles market in 1991 with Star Trek when it introduced the exceptionally limited edition original U.S.S. Enterprise ornament (click here for that review!). Within a few years, Fox jumped on the bandwagon and began merchandising The Simpsons in the Christmas ornaments. "D’oh! Ho! Ho!" was the only The Simpsons ornament released for 2014 and fans seem to like it, though it is quite common. Even so, this ornament appears to be more than adequately produced and is not likely to be a great investment piece.

Overview

Fans of the The Simpsons franchise, Homer Simpson, Bart Simpson, and Hallmark ornaments are likely to find this to be a cute and well-made ornament that is worth picking up, even if it is not quite perfect!
For other Hallmark ornaments from different genre works, please check out my reviews of:
2014 Alien Alien30th Anniversary ornament
2014 Bane (Limited Edition!) The Dark Knight Rises ornament
2014 Queen Elsa Frozen ornament

9/10

For other ornament reviews, please visit my Ornament Review Index Page for an organized listing!

© 2014 W.L. Swarts. May not be reprinted without permission.
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Wednesday, December 3, 2014

A Sign Only To Me, Nabisco Chewy Chips Ahoy! Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream Creations Are A Delight For All!


The Good: Taste wonderful, Generally good ingredients
The Bad: A little expensive for what they are
The Basics: Nabisco Chewy Chips Ahoy! Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream Creations cookies are a delightful new addition to the Chips Ahoy! line!


I am not a believer in signs and symbols that are divinely created in real life. I love symbology in literature, but I’m not one who subscribes to horoscopes or other hokum in reality. But, just over two weeks ago, my beloved cat Gollum died (his final meal is reviewed here!) and my wife and I went out to the grocery store to pick up our components for our Thanksgiving dinner that same day. While we were out at our local grocery store, I made an uncharacteristic trip down the cookie aisle. There, on the shelf and my eye level was a single package of Chewy Chips Ahoy! Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream Creations cookies. There were several packages of three other flavors of Ice Cream Creations cookies, but only the one of the Mint Chocolate Chip. As one who absolutely loves virtually all things that are mint chocolate flavored, I allowed myself a moment of weakness, declared that this package of cookies was a sign for me and I bought them.

Nabisco Chewy Chips Ahoy! Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream Creations flavored cookies are a soft chocolate chocolate chip cookie, that comes in a plastic tray in a resealable foil package. At $4.99 for eighteen cookies, these are much more of a splurge for me and I bought them entirely as comfort food. They certainly lived up on that front!

Basics

Nabisco has been around, pretty much forever, making cookies. The Nabisco Chewy Chips Ahoy! Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream Creations cookies are a new expansion to their classic Chips Ahoy! cookie line.

Each 15 gram Chips Ahoy! Cookie is a single round, soft cookie approximately 2 1/4” in diameter and 3/8” thick. Chewy Chips Ahoy! Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream Creations Cookies come in a 9.5 oz. package with eighteen cookies. The plastic tray does a decent job of preventing breakage. A serving of Nabisco Chewy Chips Ahoy! Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream Creations cookies is a pair of cookies.

Ease Of Preparation

Eating Nabisco Chewy Chips Ahoy! Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream Creations cookies is not a real challenge: simply open the package, pull out a cookie, and consume. When you have a cookie out, all you have to do is stick it in your mouth and chew; there is nothing complicated or mysterious about eating these cookies.

Taste

The Nabisco Chewy Chips Ahoy! Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream Creations cookies smell only slightly of peppermint, though that is the dominant scent from each of the chocolate cookies. The aroma is inviting, but dissipates quickly once the package is open.

On the tongue, each Nabisco Chewy Chips Ahoy! Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream Creations Cookie is a delightful blend of chocolate and mint. The slightly waxy, peppermint flavor of the embedded green white mint chocolate chips in the chocolate cookie dominates the flavor palate of the cookies. The chocolate cookies are well accented by the cool peppermint flavor. Given that these are moist cookies, the chocolate flavor endures and finishes the flavor off nicely. It’s like the mint opens the taste buds up for a more receptive flavor for the chocolate cookie portion.

These cookies leave one with a sweet aftertaste in the mouth, but not a dry sensation . . . which is nice, but only encourages one to eat more!

Nutrition

Nabisco Chewy Chips Ahoy! Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream Creations cookies are intended as a sweet snack, not a full meal. A pair of these cookies makes for a full 30 gram serving and they are not at overly nutritious. Made primarily of unbleached enriched flour, high fructose corn syrup and sugar, this is not an all-natural food product. These cookies were produced on equipment that forces them to add a disclaimer about milk, soy, and wheat.

Nabisco Chewy Chips Ahoy! Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream Creations cookies have a substantive 140 calories for a single serving, 50 of which are from fat. A serving represents 18% of one's RDA of saturated fat, though they are cholesterol free. As well, they are fairly low in sodium for a cookie, having only 90 mg (4% RDA) per serving. They have less than a gram of protein and six percent of the RDA of Iron . . . and no other real nutrients. As one who is working on getting heart-healthy, I wish there had been at least a full gram of dietary fiber.

Storage/Cleanup

Nabisco Chewy Chips Ahoy! Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream Creations cookies are easy to care for and clean up. Unopened, they have a pretty short shelf life; we purchased ours two weeks ago and they have an expiration date of December 1, 2014. Even after I started to gorge on them and left them resealed, they did not get stale in that time. These soft cookies do not even generate crumbs when one consumes them!

Overall

Nabisco Chewy Chips Ahoy! Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream Creations cookies taste wonderful and are about as nutritious as most store-bought cookies, but could be a little less expensive to truly thrill consumers!

For other reviews of cookies, please check out:
Nestle Toll House Mint Swirled Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough
WhoNu? Soft & Chewy Nutrition Rich Cookies
Keebler Peanut Butter Jumbo Fudge Sticks wafer cookies

9/10

For other food and drink reviews, please visit my Food Review Index Page for an organized listing!

© 2014 W.L. Swarts. May not be reprinted without permission.
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Hardly Epic, “Flash Vs. Arrow” Still Entertains!


The Good: Good plot progression for the larger arcs, Decent performances, Good character moments
The Bad: Narrative gaps, Lack of emotive resonance
The Basics: Not simply acting as an advertisement for Arrow, “Flash Vs. Arrow” finds Barry Allen under the influence of a metahuman and attacking his allies!


I have a pretty low opinion of modern crossover television episodes. This probably stems back to the occasional visit the Buffy The Vampire Slayer characters made to Angel, which I felt was a fine show in its own and did not need the boost from its progenitor. Too often, crossover episodes are used simply as advertisements for a network’s other shows. In the case of The Flash, so early in its first season, viewers are already being bombarded with references to Arrow - from Arrow’s appearance in the pilot episode (reviewed here!) to Felicity Smoak’s gratuitous side-trip to Central City in “Going Rogue” (reviewed here!). With the promise of an “epic” crossover that began with “Flash Vs. Arrow,” the potential for disaster for The Flash only rose.

Fortunately, disaster was largely averted by making the first part of the crossover much more than a cheap in-episode advertisement for Arrow. Managing to avoid some of the “don’t forget to watch our other great show” feel from “Going Rogue,” “Flash Vs. Arrow” nicely moves along the story of Barry Allen as his nascent alter-ego The Flash. Picking up after “Power Outage” (reviewed here!), but without ever actually referencing it directly, “Flash Vs. Arrow” opens typically-enough and while it turns into a crossover event, it seems to forget its own purpose as it gets distracted with advancing the better character elements of The Flash.

Opening with a strangely nebulous statement about how people sometimes have days where they feel good, a bank robber enters a bank, flashes his eyes and alters the emotions of everyone in the bank. As the bank patrons and workers turn on one another with murderous rage, the robber walks off with half a million dollars. While the Flash is able to save the lives of those in the bank, Eddie is inspired by the event (and Iris bringing The Flash up in bed) to go to Captain Singh to try to get a task force set up to stop the Flash. While Iris tries to warn the Flash, Detective West and his team encounter the new metahuman and they only manage to escape the potentially life-threatening situation by the Arrow showing up and rescuing Barry, Joe and the other cops.

The Arrow, Felicity and Digger, are in Central City following a trail of clues to a boomerang-wielding killer. While Cisco and Felicity analyze the boomerang, Oliver trains Barry and after Cisco identifies the metahuman as Roy G. Bivolo, The Flash gets into a fight with him. Dosed by Bivolo’s “magic eyes,” the Flash slowly builds up to a level of anger that bursts into an unstoppable rage. Barry Allen and The Flash unleashes his rage on Singh, Eddie ,and then the Arrow, setting off a chain of events that threaten to tear down his reputation as a good guy in Central City.

“Flash Vs. Arrow” starts off entirely flawed. The moment the Arrow appears, Roy G. Bivolo is using a possessed cop to make his getaway. Once Arrow puts down the possessed officer, there is no sensible reason why The Flash can’t run past the fallen officer and catch Bivolo. Seriously; it makes no sense why Bivolo is able to make any sort of getaway. Barry should have been able to capture Bivolo, bring him to the police all wrapped up and returned to the Arrow’s side to be star-struck.

Oliver Queen’s appearance on The Flash offers Barry a chance for some on-screen training, which has been somewhat minimized in the first several episodes of the series. Oddly, the Flash exhibits some evolution in his abilities – namely vibrating off a lock – that has nothing to do with his training. Under the column of “not at all a gratuitous crossover,” Oliver makes an essential and wonderful point in his training of Barry Allen. Oliver insists that Barry has the ability, but not the discipline or training, to scout every scene he arrives at before ever encountering the dangerous metahumans.

“Flash Vs. Arrow” is a crossover that freely assumes viewers are watching Arrow. For those who were not drawn into Arrow and who are loping through the series on Netflix thanks to the teases on The Flash, “Flash Vs. Arrow” spoils a number of big plot points for the sistershow. As a result, there is some value to getting caught up on Arrow before watching “Flash Vs. Arrow.”

Oddly, “Flash Vs. Arrow” seems to forget the reason Oliver and his team are visiting. The episode becomes (reasonably) overwhelmed with the Prism storyline and they effect that metahuman has on Barry Allen. But the episode concludes without any sort of acknowledgment that Barry and his friends from S.T.A.R. Labs are actually going to assist Oliver in hunting down Captain Boomerang (the logical villain using the boomerangs in Starling City).

The well-threaded element of “Flash Vs. Arrow” is the Iris West character arc in the episode. Iris’s affection for the Flash has been growing steadily throughout the series thus far. In recent episodes, she has been jeopardizing her relationship with Eddie over her crush on the Flash. “Flash Vs. Arrow” strips away the Flash’s apparent goodness as he beats the crap out of Eddie and that has the realistic effect of turning Iris against the Flash. The sense of consequence makes for an engaging arc. Unfortunately, “Flash Vs. Arrow” is so focused on the guest cast that it does not give actress Candice Patton a chance to deliver any sort of powerful emotional performance to reflect upon her character’s sudden disillusionment.

The problem with the power of Iris West’s arc in “Flash Vs. Arrow” is that to truly appreciate it, one has to have watched the other episodes of The Flash. This becomes a problem because there is so much in “Flash Vs. Arrow” that does not hold together based on watching those same episodes. Two episodes ago, Barry Allen punched through a punching bag; “Flash Vs. Arrow” asks viewers to believe that while completely out of control and using his super-speed, he punches Arrow a dozen times and does not pretty much liquefy his insides. That is pretty unbelievable. The Flash has erratic internal continuity; “Flash Vs. Arrow” sensibly illustrates how Barry’s metabolism would process drugs at an accelerated rate, much like he processes alcohol – in complete defiance to Allen bringing his S.T.A.R. Labs chums a sample of The Mist in the third episode. The effect of Prism’s emotion-altering eyes should have been processed at super-speed as well (no one but Barry requires a color therapy session before the effects wear off).

All that said, “Flash Vs. Arrow” is entertaining and it moves The Flash in a potentially engaging direction. Even for those who might not be invested in the other series, “Flash Vs. Arrow” becomes essential viewing for fans of either!

For other works with David Ramsay, check out my reviews of:
Dexter - Season 3
Dexter - Season 2
Pay It Forward

[Knowing that single episodes are an inefficient way to get episodes, it's worth looking into The Flash - The Complete First Season on DVD or Blu-Ray, which is also a better economical choice than buying individual episodes. Read my review of the debut season here!
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6.5/10

For other television and movie reviews, please visit my Movie Review Index Page for an organized listing!

© 2014 W.L. Swarts. May not be reprinted without permission.
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Tuesday, December 2, 2014

Awesome Anne! The Square Enix The Dark Knight Rises Catwoman Figure Is Incredible!


The Good: Amazing sculpt, Great accessories, Great collectible value, Comes with a stand!
The Bad: Poor balance, Imprecise paint job.
The Basics: While not perfect, the Square Enix Play Arts The Dark Knight Rises Selina Kyle/Catwoman 1:6 figure is still well worth picking up!


For those who are not familiar with my many reviews, I am a big fan of Anne Hathaway. Hathaway has managed to take a number of high-profile projects, but avoided extensive merchandising. As a result, while I am a huge fan of Anne Hathaway, even having a more neutral reaction to The Dark Knight Rises (reviewed here!), I ended up more neutral to the extensive merchandising surrounding the film. In fact, until now, I had only picked up the Movie Masters Catwoman figure (reviewed here!). But last year, when I went with a friend to meet Geoff Johns at Michigan State, we trolled some local comic book shops in Lansing, Michigan. There, I found the Square Enix Catwoman 8” doll. At the time, I could not afford it, but I lucked out; in the Spring when I was going shopping for Hallmark ornaments downstate, I was excited to find that the shop still had the Anne Hathaway Catwoman figure. It took until tonight, though, for me to get around to breaking her out of her packaging and evaluating the toy.

And this is a toy that was well worth the wait and the expense!

Basics

The Square Enix Catwoman figure is an 8” figure that is sculpted to be perfectly in the 1:6 scale and it is truly an impressive action figure. The doll is molded to look exactly like Anne Hathaway as Catwoman. As such, the figure comes with two slightly different heads, two sets of hair, and multiples of each hand (three right hands, two left). This is Selena Kyle in her catburgler outfit, distinctive to The Dark Knight Rises.

The sculpting is amazing on both of the heads. While both heads have the partial mask over the upper half of the figure’s face, so the fact that this figure looks like Anne Hathaway from the lips, jawline, nose, eyes, forehead and what little bit of the cheekbones are exposed is quite the accomplishment! The lithe character seems a little busty compared to Hathaway’s Catwoman, but otherwise, the figure is incredibly precise in its rendition of the secondary antagonist from The Dark Knight Rises. Square Enix did an incredible job on the sculpt; with the catsuit looking appropriately textured, even on the backs of the gloves (but not the fingers and palms!).

The coloring of the Square Enix Catwoman is exceptional, though the figure is pretty easy to do right; outside her face and neck, Catwoman’s flesh is entirely concealed. But for the portions of her head and neck that are evident are perfectly shaded. The cheeks have a light rouge to them, the eyes look precise and accurate and the lips on the figure look moist without looking gaudy.

Accessories

The Square Enix Catwoman figure comes with five or six (the hair removes from the alternate head) accessories plus the stand. I tend to fall in with the idea that the interchangeable body parts are just part of the actual figure and from that perspective, Catwoman really comes with only a pistol and her stand.

Catwoman comes with a pistol and the gun is 7/8” long, and cast in solid black plastic. The pistol is immaculately cast and it fits in one of Catwoman’s alternate hands absolutely perfectly. Catwoman’s trigger finger fits perfectly around the trigger and that makes the pistol look like it matches the rest of the figure without standing out.

This Catwoman figure also comes with a stand because she is essentially a doll. The doll stand is a hexagon that is 5 1/4” at its widest point. The clear plastic stand assembles, per directions found inside the box, to support Catwoman with a series of little claws and the figure is untippable and fully-poseable with aid from the stand.

Playability

Who would play with this doll?! This is clearly intended to be a display piece with its accuracy and the expense of the figure. But, for those who get to play with dolls that start in the $75 range, this doll is exceptionally cool for play. Unfortunately, she does not have incredibly good balance when she is off her stand.

Square Enix made a perfectly lifelike figure with Catwoman’s articulation. The doll has tight enough joints that she does not tip over when she is place in a way that allows her to balance on her high heels. Beyond that, most of the joints move with realistic motions, not just on simple swivel joints. Catwoman is articulated at the neck, shoulders, biceps, elbows, wrists, bust, waist, groin socket, knees and ankles. There is no way I have yet found to pose Catwoman where she does not look realistic or cannot be posed. With her stand, she may be posed in even outlandish poses and still be displayed well.

Collectibility

The Square Enix makes quality dolls, so this Catwoman doll is already being gobbled up on the secondary market. Because this was a worldwide release and a limited edition (though I’ve been unable to get a firm number on just how limited this was) it is rapidly becoming harder to find in the secondary market. But because Square Enix did such a good job, it is creating a demand where none existed before: those who were more neutral to The Dark Knight Rises seem to be eager to buy this particular doll. As such, it has all the makings of a strong investment piece. And as people rewatch The Dark Knight Rises and discover just how vital Anne Hathaway’s role in the movie truly was, it seems likely demand will continue to grow.

Overview

The The Dark Knight Rises Catwoman figure is my first experience with Square Enix and with molded details like the zipper on the front of her costume and the coloring details like translucent hair, they make an inarguably cool collectible. One of the new collectibles that truly rocks, the Square Enix Catwoman is worth going back for!

For other figures and dolls of powerful female characters, please check out my reviews of:
Classic Icons Wonder Woman action figure
12” Sideshow Collectible Boushh Star Wars doll
Cordelia Chase from “You’re Welcome” Angel figure

8.5/10

For other toy reviews, please check out my Toy Review Index Page for an organized listing!

© 2014 W.L. Swarts. May not be reprinted without permission.
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Bringing Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. To The Edge . . . “Ye Who Enter Here” Teases Well!


The Good: Ming-Na Wen’s acting, Plot progression, Character work
The Bad: Plot is a lot of build-up without paying-off!
The Basics: Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. pushes the Marvel Cinematic Universe forward well with “Ye Who Enter Here” but finishes before the potential can be fully realized.


One of the potentially weak aspects of serialized spy shows is that most of those shows do not capitalize on their ability to do long arcs. Long arcs in spy shows usually have characters getting only one key component or clue per episode and it is tough to draw that out over a full season. For the second season of Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D., the basic mystery has centered around alien writing that Coulson has been writing since he was resurrected. Learning what that meant has consumed the first seven episodes of the season. By the ninth episode, “Ye Who Enter Here,” the writing is gone and the understanding of what it is has put Coulson and his S.H.I.E.L.D. team on course to find a subterranean city. “Ye Who Enter Here” has Coulson’s S.H.I.E.L.D. team at its most fleshed out and actually starts to move the Marvel Cinematic Universe in a way that one can only hope has an effect on the upcoming Marvel movies.

Picking up where “The Things We Bury” (reviewed here!) left off, “Ye Who Enter Here” pushes the plot of Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. forward well. With so many characters to service, there is the potential the episode will lose something. Fortunately, “Ye Who Enter Here” manages to keep focus on characters viewers actually care about, like Simmons and Skye, with Coulson actually appearing as a fully-realized leader.

Opening with Skye having a nightmare about Coulson and May leaving the baby version of her to die in a lab, Coulson’s team prepares to visit the city that they discovered at the climax of the prior mission. While H.Y.D.R.A. mobilizes to put Skye’s father and Ward in the temple in the city to create an extinction-level event, Coulson prepares his team to destroy the temple to prevent that apocalypse. In Vancouver, a pair of Koenigs rescues Raina from H.Y.D.R.A. With Coulson heading off to San Juan to enter the alien city that is buried below it, Skye is sent to rescue Raina, though she ends up having to fight Agent 33 to keep Raina safe.

Bobbi and Coulson get to San Juan, where Morse is concerned that Coulson wants to recover the alien weapon from the city, as opposed to destroy it. When Raina reveals that she has the ability to hold the Diviner, Skye believes her. Fitz, Simmons, and Mac get into the garrison at the San Juan fort that should give them access into the alien city. Raina tells Skye the story of the Cree, who seem to be the aliens whose blood resurrected Coulson, and how they protected their city. Unfortunately, before Skye can warn Coulson’s team, Whitehall’s H.Y.D.R.A. team surrounds the Bus to recover Raina. As a result, one of Coulson’s team encounters the City’s defenses . . . with disastrous results.

“Ye Who Enter Here” does a good job of remaining focused on character. Coulson is a true leader in the episode and he works well to differentiate himself from Fury and Morse responds well to that. Coulson illustrates that he is thinking ahead and determined to be a good person, in addition to being a great leader of S.H.I.E.L.D. Coulson is also creative enough to consider the potentials of other people having tracked down the location of the city. In addition to trying to save the citizens of San Juan, he wants to protect Skye and that makes him a decent, ethical, leader who is enjoyable to watch.

The fallout between Fitz and Simmons continues well into “Ye Who Enter Here.” Simmons talks to Morse about exactly what happened after Ward tried to kill them at the climax of the prior season. Fitz tells Simmons that he plans to go work with Mac at the garage, freeing Simmons up to take full control of the S.H.I.E.L.D. laboratory. “Ye Who Enter Here” translates well the elements that could be simple melodrama into deeply human conflicts. Simmons talks about how she did not have a chance to process what Fitz told her and that makes her seem realistically tormented in a way that Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. has not taken much time to explore.

“Ye Who Enter Here” has wonderful performances all around. While Brett Dalton is minimized and put in a very simple villain role for his brief time in the episode, Henry Simmons and Adrianne Palicki are finally given the chance to shine. Simmons brings subtle shades of backstory and depth to Mac and Palicki illustrates once again that she is an awesome physical actor.

Ming-Na Wen pulls double duty as May and Agent 33 and she is incredible in both roles. In fact, Wen is so good in her role of May that it ultimately undermines “Ye Who Enter Here.” With the S.H.I.E.L.D. team about to lose serious ground, May seems like she would realize what the viewer does; that Raina has become such a liability to saving the world that the obvious, ethical and expedient solution is to kill her before she can rejoin H.Y.D.R.A. Wen plays May with such intelligence and professionalism that the fact that she does not pull the trigger before Whitehall’s team even boards the Bus seems inconceivable.

Reed Diamond plays Whitehall with an appropriate level of menace for his brief part in “Ye Who Enter Here” and his cameo serves to accent how the episode is more tease than pay-off. Whether the dead stay dead after the episode is the function of the next episode, but “Ye Who Enter Here” is an odd mix of well-constructed and frustratingly unsatisfying. So much of the current season has been a tease and “Ye Who Enter Here” puts almost all of the characters on the verge of realizing their potential before the episode ends. This makes for television that feels like must-see and sets up for a great next episode, but is harder to recommend as a stand-alone piece.

For other works with Patton Oswalt, please visit my reviews of:
”Shadows” - Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D.
22 Jump Street
Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Season 1
Young Adult
Observe And Report
Failure To Launch
Blade: Trinity
Zoolander
Magnolia

[Knowing that single episodes are an inefficient way to get episodes, it's worth looking into Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. - The Complete Second Season on DVD or Blu-Ray, which is also a better economical choice than buying individual episodes. Read my review of the sophomore season here!
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8/10

For other television reviews, please check out my Television Review Index Page for an organized listing!

© 2014 W.L. Swarts. May not be reprinted without permission.
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It Might As Well Be Milk Chocolate: The Sea Salt Truffle Only Lives Up To Its Name In Aftertaste!


The Good: Good bulk options, Generally decent ingredients
The Bad: Light salt flavor, Lack of distinct flavor
The Basics: The Lindt Sea Salt Lindor truffles taste like fine milk chocolate, but are thoroughly underwhelming for the promised flavor.


As Lindt continues to expand its Lindor truffle, it is getting more imaginative with its flavors. Every now and then, though, even a wonderful company like Lindt has a flavor that does not quite land. While sea salt caramels are trendy right now, the Lindt attempt with their truffles is Sea Salt. The difference is all the difference and Sea Salt Lindor Truffles are surprisingly underwhelming; mildly salting chocolate is nothing, apparently, like wrapping chocolate around dry, buttery, salty caramel.

Basics

Lindt Lindor Sea Salt truffles are one of the newest chocolate truffles from the Swiss chocolatiers Lindt & Sprungli and their U.S.-based subsidiary. Each truffle is a one inch sphere of milk chocolate with a shell about an eighth of an inch thick. This shell covers a thick brown chocolate ganache ball inside and that center ball is a softer substance than the outer coating. Each of the truffles comes individually wrapped in a dark blue foil wrapper, which is very easy to distinguish from other Lindt Lindor truffles. While I usually rail against the environmental impact of individually-wrapped candies, it is hard to imagine Lindt Lindor truffles not wrapped. This keeps each one clean, unmelted and intact.

Each Lindor Truffle is a sphere with a seam at the hemisphere that is essentially a smooth milk chocolate globe sealing in a soft creamy ball inside. Currently sold individually (at approximately $.75/ea), by the pound or in various-sized packs outside the Lindt retail stores, Sea Salt Lindor truffles are priced on par with the rest of their non-exclusive truffle flavors.

Ease of Preparation

These are candy, so preparing them is as simple as unwrapping the foil wrapper around the actual chocolate truffles. There is no special way to unwrap or eat Lindt Lindor Sea Salt truffles; it's not like harvesting one’s own salt from the Dead Sea!

Taste

Opening the wrapper from the Sea Salt truffles, one encounters what appears to be a very typical and unremarkable milk chocolate truffle. The (mostly) smooth sphere smells only of chocolate, without any hint of any other flavors from the aroma it possesses.

The Sea Salt truffle tastes like milk chocolate when it is placed on the tongue. As the chocolate melts, or is agitated by the tongue, tiny crystals of salt are exposed. The offer a slight salt flavor that cuts the overall sweetness of the chocolate, but does little else. Instead, this tastes mostly like a milk chocolate truffle with minimal embellishment. Interestingly, I could find no hint of salt in the ganache alone, so the salt seems to be in only the outer coating!

The Sea Salt flavor seems to reach its potential as an aftertaste. These truffles have a fairly strong, dry salty aftertaste that lingers in the mouth for a minute after the truffle is consumed.

Nutrition

The Sea Salt Lindt Lindor truffles are candy, so they are not intended to be a bastion of good health. Lindt Lindor truffles are made of good ingredients, which is probably why they are so expensive. The primary ingredients are milk chocolate, vegetable oil and sugar. There is nothing unpronounceable in these candies, which is something I have come to expect from Lindt.

A serving of the Lindt Lindor Sea Salt truffles is one truffle. From a single truffle, one consumes 70 calories and 6 grams of fat. There are twenty-five milligrams of Sodium, but no cholesterol in these truffles. This flavor is also devoid of any vitamins. There is, however, one gram of protein and 2% of the RDA of Calcium in each truffle.

Honestly, these are candy and anyone looking to them for actual nutrition has unrealistic expectations for them. These are not Vegan-compliant, nor are they recommended for anyone with a nut allergy as they are produced on the same equipment that peanuts (and tree nuts) pass over. They are marked as kosher dairy, but are not gluten-free.

Storage/Clean-up

The Lindt Lindor Sea Salt truffles remain fresh for quite some time. However, they ought to be kept in a cool environment between 60 and 68 degrees Fahrenheit. Kept in such an environment, the truffles we bought a month ago would easily have lasted until next year, but with holiday snacking these will not.

As for cleanup, throw the wrappers in the garbage. Outside that, there is no real cleanup needed, unless one is eating them in a hot environment. In that case, it is likely one would need to wash their hands. If these truffles melt into most fabrics, they will stain. For that style of clean-up, be sure to consult a fabric guide for whatever you stained.

Overall

The Lindt Sea Salt Lindor Truffles do not make a splash on the tongue and as a result, the consumer is left feeling like they have overpaid for a Milk Chocolate truffle.

For other Lindt treats, please check out my reviews of:
Lindt Strawberries & Cream Lindor Truffles
Lindt Coconut Lindor Truffles
Cappuccino Lindt Lindor Truffles

4/10

For other chocolate reviews, please check out my Chocolate Review Index Page for an organized listing!

© 2014 W.L. Swarts. May not be reprinted without permission.
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Monday, December 1, 2014

Will Gluck Goes 2-2 With His Problematic Rendition Of Annie


The Good: Decent performances, Good (enough) story
The Bad: Direction/editing, Character types
The Basics: Annie is an ill-executed modernized version of the classic orphan story.


I am a fan of the works of Will Gluck. Gluck directed two films that get shown quite a lot around my household to visitors - Easy A (reviewed here!) and Friends With Benefits (reviewed here!). Gluck is a competent, entertaining writer-director who has something to say with his films and is already garnering a loyal cadre of actors who eagerly appear in his films, even as cameos. But until the Olive Bridge logo came up on Annie, I had no idea that Gluck was affiliated with the new film, which has been plugged at a ton of films I’ve seen this year. Olive Bridge is a reference to his protagonist from Easy A and was the name of the headhunting agency Mila Kunis’s character worked for in Friends With Benefits, so when the Olive Bridge logo came up, I was suddenly excited about a film that I otherwise had no real interest in seeing.

That excitement did not last long and, unfortunately, Will Gluck and/or the editor of Annie, Tia Nolan, are to blame. Annie is one of the rare films where the assembly of the film robs the viewer of much of the enjoyment of watching it. Will Gluck’s rendition of Annie is an obvious attempt for Gluck to get what he has long-deserved; mainstream recognition and a legitimate blockbuster. The near-Christmas release is a family film that is designed to compete against the final The Hobbit film by drawing younger audiences and black audiences (who have not, traditionally, been driving up the grosses on the Middle Earth movies) to the theaters the same weekend. But the Jamie Foxx/Cameron Diaz vehicle, which follows Gluck’s pattern of mocking the style of film he is presenting (in this case, musical), is put together in a way that does not allow any of the performers to truly showcase their talents, nor give the audience moments of catharsis for the character’s reactions.

Annie tells the familiar story of an orphaned girl – in this case, a ten year-old in foster care – who is taken in by a rich benefactor. Annie lives with four other girls in the home of Hannigan, an alcoholic who takes in foster girls just for the $157 the State pays her a month. Will Stacks is the CEO of Stacks Mobile, a cell phone company that is built upon the precedent of never dropping a call (which he delivers upon by hiding cell phone “towers” in plain sight on buildings all around New York City). Stacks has been encouraged by his right-hand man, Guy, to run for Mayor of New York City, but his campaign gets off to a rough start when his attempt to feed the homeless results in a viral video of him spitting out mashed potatoes at a homeless man. One day, when Annie is trying to protect a dog from two hooligans who are harassing it, Stacks rescues Annie from getting hit by a car. The resulting viral video gives Stacks a bump in the polls.

Guy recommends that Stacks take Annie in to help him win the race against Mayor Harold Gray. After a lunch meeting, Annie agrees to help Stacks (Hannigan was going to kick her out anyway after the social worker visited and Annie extorted her for a trip to the library). While Stacks’s assistant, Grace, has reservations about using Annie, she begins to bond with Annie. As the campaign goes on, Guy sees the only way to win the race is by jettisoning Annie after her part leads to a plateau within striking distance of Gray. Guy conspires with Hannigan to have Annie’s “parents” find her, but Annie feels like she has finally found her family and when she learns the truth, she assumes that Stacks never truly loved her or wanted her for his family.

Annie is a musical that attempts to exist in the real-world and it exists there in a murky, troubling, way. Initially, it is unclear how the film will tread; Annie’s first song is a distraction for a school assignment. But, she and her musical foster-sisters are called out by Hannigan when they sing while they clean. So, this is supposed to be the real world where it is very much an anomaly when people break into song and dance routines. Gluck manages to pull off the narrative aspect of the songs popping up well-enough (Annie often sings to herself or sings publicly to Stacks’s crowd), until late in the film. Hannigan and (especially) Guy are not creative people, so when they break into song (even if Hannigan acknowledges it) it just does not work. Equally troubling is the helicopter ride that results in Annie and Stacks singing to one another in which Annie does a little dance move before it is even clear they are singing!

But the bulk of the problem with the musical aspect of this incarnation of Annie is in the directing or editing. My affection for the works of Will Gluck, which often have moments that involve song/dance/decent cutting that has a visual rhythm to the scenes, makes me want to blame editor Tia Nolan (though Gluck, presumably, signed off on her editing). From the second song (“Hard Knocks Life”) on, the songs are almost universally cut in such a way that the singing and dancing of the subjects of the scenes is not well-showcased. For example, in “Hard Knocks Life,” the foster girls are tossing plates to one another in rhythm. The shots are cut in such a way that the rhythm is not established or maintained long enough to be enjoyable. In other words, by the time a plate is caught or thrown, the shot changes angle so it has an assembled look that does not showcase the talents of those putting a rhythm to the exchange. The best analogy for this would be a stunt fighter whose stunts were cut so that one sees them about to take a hit, then falling, then getting up (i.e. not having the hit appear to connect, nor have them hitting the ground, etc.). That type of gap does not allow one to appreciate the dance moves, scope or simple sense of motion of the big song and dance numbers throughout the film.

At least as troubling is how Gluck and Nolan rob the film of the big emotional moment for Stacks. At a museum fundraiser, Stacks uses Annie as a prop and when she sings to his crowd of potential donor, Stacks realizes that Annie has grown attached to him and that she is emotionally invested in the potential future he offered her. The only way viewers know what Stacks is going through is by the performance of Jamie Foxx. Foxx watches Quvenzhane Wallis’s Annie and he undergoes an emotional transformation without a word, only with subtle changes to his facial expression. The problem here is that the scene is cut in such a way that the viewer is not treated to the full transformation. The camera does not stay on Foxx’s face long enough for him to make the emotional statement he intends. This is sloppy and undermines the impact of the entire scene.

The song and dance numbers are further diminished by conceits that make no sense in a real world where people in the scenes are breaking into song and dance. Most notably, in one song where Cameron Diaz’s Hannigan is singing on her own, she is clearly accompanied by back-up singers and production elements that change her vocal quality. Of course, Diaz’s entire character is out-of-place in a modern adaptation of Annie. Hannigan as rendered in this version of Annie is a cruel has-been (more accurately, would-have-been – she got fired before actually dancing with C&C Music Factory) who is using the foster children for the monetary stipend they provide. But this version of Hannigan does not ring true in our modern world. Hannigan makes sense if she has a vice – to go dark, if she had been a drug abuser –, a goal (she needed the money to better herself, like by going to college or funding a small business, which could have been a cool twist if she was essentially using foster children as slave labor), or was just lazy (she is far too actively angry to be truly lazy or credibly as alcoholic as the characters around her claim). Instead, Hannigan seems more like an anachronism than a truly vital or viable character.

That said, Annie gives Rose Byrne a high point to end the year on. Byrne exploded to prominence this year with her role in Neighbors (reviewed here!) and Annie showcases a wider range of her talents. She sings and dances well (though her big song with Wallis wherein she is showing the girl Stacks’s penthouse apartment is notably robbed of flow and continuity of scope) and she provides a human connection that allows the viewer to believe that Annie might be happy with Stacks for more than just materialistic reasons.

Foxx and Wallis are fine in their roles of Will Stacks and Annie, though neither is given the chance to mine very deep for their characters. Foxx’s Stacks is unremarkable and seems to have less ambition than Bobby Canavale’s Guy. Annie is presented by Wallis with such resilience that Hannigan’s threat that she’ll end up in a group home does not seem like it would set her back and that the character’s literacy issue that comes up late in the film seems entirely unrealistic; she is smart, sassy and driven – how she has never sought out someone to help her read seems unrealistic. Cameron Diaz is over-the-top as Hannigan. Both David Zayas and Adewale Akinnoye-Agbaje are welcome additions to the cast, but are placed in fairly understated roles.

Ultimately, Annie is a film that suffers because its well-established, oft-rendered story means that the writer-directors of the project have to rely upon twists to the known and/or style to sell the new rendition. But Will Gluck’s Annie is put together in such a way that its stylistic flairs fall short and the film’s full impact can be achieved simply through watching the trailer.

For other films currently in theaters, please check out my reviews of:
To Write Love On Her Arms
The Seventh Son
Vice
Paddington
Inherent Vice
Selma
Still Alice
Predestination
The Interview
The Hobbit: The Battle Of The Five Armies
Expelled
Comet
Horrible Bosses 2
10,000 Days
The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 1
Interstellar
The Mule
Hit By Lightning
Horns
Stonehearst Asylum
Birdman

4/10

For other movie reviews, please check out my Film Review Index Page for an organized listing!

© 2014 W.L. Swarts. May not be reprinted without permission.
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The Pleasant Surprise Of Blue Diamond Salt ‘N Vinegar Bold Almonds!


The Good: Good taste, Good ingredients
The Bad: Fatty, Fairly expensive
The Basics: Blue Diamond makes a reasonable foil for Salt ‘N Vinegar potato chips with their Bold Almonds!


When I was much younger, I fell in love with Salt And Vinegar potato chips. At the time, I’m not even sure if any of the major brands like Lay’s had jumped on that bandwagon or if Salt & Vinegar was still a novelty flavor produced by small brands who barely appeared on their radar. Then, in my late teens, I started truly hating all things pickled and I realized that it was the vinegar (to this day, it pains me to sit around coloring Easter eggs!). So, me giving Blue Diamond Salt ‘N Vinegar flavor Bold Almonds a try was largely a function of nostalgia and the fact I found them on post-Thanksgiving clearance locally.

The fact that I find myself pretty eagerly recommending the Blue Diamond Salt & Vinegar Bold Almonds is simply a function of how impressive they turned out to be!

Basics

Blue Diamond Salt ‘N Vinegar flavor Bold Almonds are a ready-to-eat snack that rises to the best expectations of salty snack consumers. Packaged in an 6 oz. cardboard canister, the Bold Almonds are well protected. After removing the safety seal, consumers have access to the almonds that are dusted with a powder that gives them their Salt ‘N Vinegar flavor. The Blue Diamond Salt ‘N Vinegar flavor Bold Almonds come in a resealable container that seems to work adequately to keep the smell in and other flavors out.

Outside their heavily frosted appearance, the Salt ‘N Vinegar Bold Almonds look just like ordinary almonds. Each 6 oz. container has six 1 ounce servings easily dispensed through the wide mouth of the container.

Ease Of Preparation

These are roasted nuts, so preparing them is as easy as opening the canister they come in and consuming them. There is no trick or work needed to eat Salt ‘N Vinegar flavor Bold Almonds.

Taste

The Salt ‘N Vinegar Bold Almonds smell exactly like one might expect. Opening the container, one gets hit with a whiff of vinegar that is potent and slightly off-putting. There is almost no hint of roasted almond scent lurking in the aroma that bursts out of the can of Blue Diamond Salt And Vinegar almonds!

On the tongue, the Salt & Vinegar Almonds explode with flavor. Each almond is a little different; some sharply sour, but many of them start as delightfully sweet before they turn tangy. The best comparative product is actually Sour Patch Kids (reviewed here!), for the way these nuts undergo a flavor transition. Never too much vinegar in their flavor to be unwelcome on the tongue, the Salt And Vinegar Bold Almonds reasonably season the otherwise bland nuts and keep one from ever tasting the simplistic, buttery nut that Blue Diamond has mastered adorning.

What surprised me most about the flavor (other than the fact that the vinegar was not oppressive, which the smell implied they could be), was how these nuts are not overly salty. In fact, the salt seems to act as a medium to hold the vinegar flavor to the nut without actually overwhelming the tongue at all. The result is a pretty delightful nut!

Nutrition

Blue Diamond Salt ‘N Vinegar Bold Almonds pass themselves off as a healthy snack, but the fat content in them makes it hard to get too enthusiastic about using them for “part of a healthy diet.” That said, I was surprised by how the Salt And Vinegar Almonds were comparatively low in Sodium and actually possessed some much-needed vitamins and minerals. A serving is considered 28 grams which is about an ounce (an estimated twenty-eight nuts). One serving is 170 calories, with 140 of those calories coming from fat. With the standard recommended serving size, the nuts have 15 grams (24% RDA) of fat! 6% of one’s RDA of fat comes from the one gram of saturated fat! With 8% of the RDA of calcium and six grams of protein, these nuts are full of nutrients. In addition to potassium (180 mg) and a reasonable amount of salt (only 140 mg – 6% RDA - sodium!), these nuts have iron, Vitamin E, and Magnesium in reasonable quantities.

The ingredients list for the Salt ‘N Vinegar flavor Bold Almonds is fairly short as well. Blue Diamond are made primarily of almonds, vegetable oil and salt. There is nothing unpronounceable in these nuts.

Storage/Clean-up

Just as with the preparation, Blue Diamond Salt ‘N Vinegar flavor Bold Almonds are low stress when it comes to storage and cleanup. Storage is simple when the nuts are kept in their canister at room temperature or cooler. Kept sealed in their canister, these nuts would not have expired until May 3, 2017 (though with entertaining for the holidays, they will never last that long).

Blue Diamond Bold Almonds are easy to clean up after as well. Simply wash your hands after eating to get any stray flavor dust off. There should be no other residue, but if there is, it may easily be wiped away with a damp cloth.

Overall

Blue Diamond Salt ‘N Vinegar flavor Bold Almonds are the perfect treat for those who remember liking Salt And Vinegar chips, but no longer like the salt, grease or overbearing vinegar of those chips. For a healthier option with a richer flavor, Blue Diamond hit the mark wonderfully with their Salt ‘N Vinegar Almonds!

For other Blue Diamond nut reviews, please visit my reviews of:
Strawberry Almonds
Dark Chocolate Almonds
Butter Toffee Oven Roasted Almonds

7.5/10

For other food and drink reviews, please visit my Random Food Review Index Page for an organized listing!

© 2014 W.L. Swarts. May not be reprinted without permission.
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The Flash Hits Its Stride With “Power Outage!”


The Good: Engaging plots, Cool character work, Good performances, Decent special effects
The Bad: Thematically light
The Basics: Before degenerating into a bloodbath that eliminates some of the most potentially compelling adversaries for The Flash, “Power Outage” builds into a cool story that finds Barry Allen robbed of his powers and his friends held hostage!


In superhero stories, there are some virtually inevitable plotlines or plot devices, arguably the most prevalent is the superhero being robbed of his or her powers. The Flash wastes no time going there and in its seventh episode, “Power Outage,” the result is actually the best episode so far. Entertaining, fast-paced and full of DC Comics Universe allusions to thrill the die-hard geeks, “Power Outage” is a wonderful hour of television. “Power Outage” also manages to utilize a plot device which is typical in super hero stories, but virtually impossible to pull off believably when the superhero has super-speed: the hostage situation wherein the hero’s friends and family are held captive.

“Power Outage” is a direct sequel to “The Flash Is Born” (reviewed here!) and it actually returns Girder from that episode to the plotline, while progressing other elements, like Joe’s sense of fear inspired by his encounter with the Reverse Flash in the prior episode. Realistically shocked by that, Joe is somewhat marginalized in “Power Outage” and the Flash is forced to rely more upon his new, S.T.A.R. Labs, friends than his police comrades and family.

On the night of the particle accelerator disaster, Farooq Gibran and his friends were out across the river, watching the particle accelerator come online. Gibran survived, but was electrocuted and he now has the ability to siphon electricity. Gibran comes to the attention of the Central City Police Department when Barry Allen, Joe West, and Eddie Thwane investigate a severely charred body found in an alley. When Barry encounters Gibran, his energy is siphoned off by the metahuman and Barry struggles with the loss of his super-speed.

Barry’s helplessness could not come at a worse time; the CCPD is preparing a prisoner transfer when Barry loses his powers. As Gibran attacks S.T.A.R. Labs in his search for vengeance against Dr. Wells, causing a city-wide power outage, William Tockman seizes his opportunity, grabs an officer’s gun and shoots two police officers before taking the remaining occupants of the Police Department building hostage. While Iris and Joe fight to keep Eddie alive, after he is shot trying to subdue Tockman, the S.T.A.R. Labs team works to get Barry his powers back. Dr. Wells is especially on-edge as Gibran is in the facility hunting him and he makes a gambit that pits Girder against Gibran and risks the future he seems intent upon creating!

“Power Outage” is arguably the most dense episode of The Flash yet and the packed quality makes every moment of it seem vital. This episode moves forward at a decent clip and while it might not make much of a larger thematic statement, it progresses the plot and characters of The Flash remarkably well. The closest to a statement “Power Outage” makes on more universal themes is “friendship can be a powerful motivator” and given how Barry Allen realized that a few episodes back the fact that the much smarter Dr. Wells realizes it now undermines his otherwise awesome and insightful character.

That said, “Power Outage” is magnificent and it holds together with so much happening largely because of the awesome characters. While Barry Allen is helpless and has to rely almost entirely upon his friends and, in an unexpected twist, his old childhood bully, Tony Woodward, Iris West steps up. Far from being a damsel in distress, in “Power Outage,” Iris West antagonizes Tockman and leaps upon her opportunity to take him down.

While Joe becomes more reserved in “Power Outage,” Dr. Wells reveals himself to a surprising number of people in the episode. In contact with a mysterious new entity, Gideon, Wells is seen out of his wheelchair and he shows his true self to both Woodward and The Mist. Wells is an intriguing time-traveler and in “Power Outage” he continues to illustrate an overt sense of care for Barry Allen while exhibiting sinister tendencies (like trying to understand just how Blackout is able to steal the Flash’s power).

The balance of villains in “Power Outage” is an important component of the episode. Central City’s extraordinary heroes are beset by a metahuman while the mundane allies of Barry Allen are held hostage by an equally-dangerous criminal mastermind. William Tockman is a cool, cruel villain who has only hints of backstory in “Power Outage” (apparently, he was the subject of an episode of Arrow before this) and that he is both able to hold his own against Joe West and Eddie, but has a reasonably flaw (which allows Iris to get the drop on him) makes him seem realistic and compelling. Tockman is a good foil for Farooq Gibran as well. Gibran is broken, but has incredible power while Tockman takes control to hide how broken he is. Gibran is a metahuman who, like Tockman, has an entirely relatable human core and as his feelings of guilt are exposed, his expressions of vengeance make much more sense.

Blackout’s incredible siphoning ability affords Barry Allen the chance to reflect upon just what his powers mean to him. After an early incident when he uses his powers in a ridiculous way to thwart a minor criminal, Barry loses his powers and his dependence upon his friends motivates him to take extreme measures to try to jump-start his super powers. Allen without his powers encourages Wells to push him and the extreme reaction Wells has to Barry not reaching his potential is explained in a compelling way when one of the precepts of The Flash Universe is established: the future is malleable. Wells’ contact with the future is warped by current events and that opens the door to potential storyline which might fundamentally alter and prevent the Crisis which the show seems to be building to since the first episode.

“Power Outage” features decent performances all around. Guest stars Michael Reventar (Gibran) and Robert Knepper (Tockman) blend seamlessly with the main cast. Knepper especially plays off Candice Patton and Jesse L. Martin beautifully. Knepper plays weird, precise and creepy incredibly well. “Power Outage” is also notable in that Grant Gustin (Barry Allen) and Tom Cavanagh (Wells) finally have a chance for some meaty scenes together and their relationship develops as more than just a collection of quips. Gustin and Cavanagh lay down a bedrock for a new relationship for their characters that should credibly lead to Dr. Wells acting as a more active and stable mentor to the energetic young man.

The special effects surrounding Blackout are pretty cool. The special effects end up as the icing on the cake for a wonderful episode that is well worth watching multiple times and is certainly worth returning to!

For other works with Robert Knepper, check out my reviews of:
The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 1
R.I.P.D.
Heroes - Season Four
Prison Break - Season 1
Carnivale
"Dragons Teeth" - Star Trek: Voyager
“Haven” - Star Trek: The Next Generation

[Knowing that single episodes are an inefficient way to get episodes, it's worth looking into The Flash - The Complete First Season on DVD or Blu-Ray, which is also a better economical choice than buying individual episodes. Read my review of the debut season here!
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9/10

For other television reviews, please visit my Television Review Index Page for an organized listing!

© 2014 W.L. Swarts. May not be reprinted without permission.
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