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Wednesday, February 18, 2015

All The James Bond Conceits In One Place: The World Is Not Enough Is Unfortunately Unremarkable


The Good: Characterization of Elektra King, Performances are good
The Bad: Formulaic plot, Dull, repetitive chase scenes
The Basics: By the time The World Is Not Enough pops up in the James Bond chronology, the conceits are overplayed and there is little to recommend the film.


It seems that I’ll manage to finish watching and reviewing all of the films in the James Bond franchise before the release of SPECTRE later this year. That’s exciting for me, though the truth is, I’ve been finding myself far less excited about the films themselves. Today, I finally took in The World Is Not Enough and, despite the intriguing start, soon found it to be plagued by all the most familiar aspects of the franchise with little that is truly original or even intriguing.

So there are chase sequences and The World Is Not Enough seems to have more than the usual two (in this case, speedboat, skiing, a scene formulated like a chase sequence in which the villain removes a nuclear weapon from an underground facility, ). There are the gadgets. There are the Bond girls. There is a megalomaniacal villain (who is essentially a super villain more like a Marvel adversary than a Bond villain). And there are the puns. Oh, so many puns. There is little compelling or even stunning in The World Is Not Enough, which is pretty much the death knell of an action adventure movie.

Opening in Bilbao, Spain, Bond recovers money belonging to Sir Robert King, who has illegally bought MI-6 reports (Bond is trying to determine how). While Bond escapes and is able to bring King’s money back to M (where King is very much alive), it turns out to be a trap that results in an explosion of the MI-6 headquarters to which the money is brought. After a high speed chase, Bond’s quarry kills herself rather than allow herself to be captured. With their only lead gone, Bond realizes that the murder of King is related to the prior kidnapping of his daughter, Elektra, who is now inheriting King’s construction business. M and Bond reason that the kidnapper, Renard, is going to come after Elektra and Bond is sent to Azerbaijan to protect her.

After Bond encounters Renard along King’s pipeline in Kazakhstan where his team is removing nuclear materials, M comes into the field. Alerted by Bond’s suspicions, M manages to survive being captured by Elektra King. Bond and the nuclear physicist Christmas Jones have to recover the plutonium stolen by Renard and King before they can kill M and hold the world hostage with their weapons!

The World Is Not Enough is notable for being the final appearance of Desmond Llewelyn, who has appeared in the Bond franchise as Q (albeit by a different name) since From Russia With Love (reviewed here!). Llewelyn was given a fine exit, which was emotional (if subtle) for fans of the franchise. He is one of the few classic Bond actors who was given a proper send-off (others simply disappeared or the actors died between films).

The other notable aspect of The World Is Not Enough is the character of Elektra King. King is initially characterized as a victim who is fighting to be strong. She is entirely convincing, as an early scene has her and Bond getting trapped in a small area and she freaks out, as one would expect from someone who was captured and confined in a small space. It is rare in the Bond franchise for characters to suffer realistic consequences for their experiences. King starts intriguing and, despite her goals, is one of the more realistic Bond villains, at least as far as her motivations go.

Renard is an adversary who seems initially like a Bond villain before being exposed as an exceptional villain’s lackey. He might not have the name recognition of Odd Job, but he is basically an enforcer like he was. He also has a bullet in his head from 009 which is slowly killing him.

The World Is Not Enough is the Bond film that features Denise Richards and her performance is one of the least-convincing of the entire film. Robbie Coltrane keeps a consistent Russian accent and Judi Dench adapts very well to having M in a more physical role, but Richards is terrible and there are a disturbing number of times when Pierce Brosnan does not get eyelines or emotions quite right. Instead, there are moments Bond is in pain or exertion that Brosnan seems to phone in and that is disappointing (I’ve always felt bad that Brosnan was unceremoniously dropped as Bond and thought he did well in Die Another Day, reviewed here!).

But the mixed performances are not enough to sink the film. The World Is Not Enough is unfortunately formulaic and familiar; the puns fall short, the chases have the tension choreographed out of them and the reversals are unsurprising. Anyone who loves James Bond might enjoy the scope and moments of character in The World Is Not Enough, but the film is entirely unremarkable.

For other works with Robbie Coltrane, please check out my reviews of:
Brave
The Harry Potter Saga
Van Helsing
Blackadder’s Christmas Carol

4/10

For other movie reviews, please check out my Film Review Index Page for an organized listing!

© 2015 W.L. Swarts. May not be reprinted without permission.
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Saturday, February 14, 2015

So Dependent Upon Prior Sets, The 2009 James Bond 007 Archives Trading Card Set Wobbles On Its Own!


The Good: Attainable, Some neat autographs and relic cards, Cool retro look and feel
The Bad: Weird bonus sets, Thematically dependent upon prior sets
The Basics: For my first experience with James Bond cards, I take on the retro-looking 2009 James Bond 007 Archives, a set that falls more in the average range than striving for the extraordinary!


One of my goals for last year was to finish watching all of the James Bond films. I failed. The franchise can be repetitive and there is surprisingly little character development over the course of the films. And continuity issues in the franchise are just awful. And so on and so on. I have four left and I actually am preparing to finish the franchise. My sudden renewed interest came, arguably, as a result of my getting in a couple of cases of 2009 James Bond 007 Archives trading cards.

As the name implies, the 2009 James Bond 007 Archives trading cards (not to be confused with the 2014 James Bond 007 Archives trading cards) were produced in 2009 by Rittenhouse Archives, one of the biggest producers of non-sport trading cards in the industry. For the 2009 James Bond 007 Archives cards, Rittenhouse went with a retro look and feel, much like they did for the Star Trek The Original Series 40th Anniversary Series 1 set (reviewed here!). The interesting aspect about the 2009 James Bond 007 Archives set was that, in addition to going retro, Rittenhouse used the opportunity to flesh out prior James Bond trading card sets with cards in their style featuring Quantum Of Solace. The bulk of the bonus cards were designed to interface with these prior sets – Complete James Bond, James Bond: Dangerous Liaisons, and 40th Anniversary. There is also a “Quotable” Quantum Of Solace bonus set, but it is not numbered as if one would stick it into the “Quotable” James Bond set (which is all the more baffling for it).

It is also worth noting that while the 2009 James Bond 007 Archives trading cards include from Dr. No to Quantum Of Solace, Never Say Never Again is not represented in the set (the license agreement Rittenhouse Archives has was with Eon, so Never Say Never Again was not part of it). All that means is there are no cards of the aged version of Sean Connery’s James Bond, nor any of Kim Bassinger as a Bond woman!

Basics/Set Composition

Fully assembled, the 2009 James Bond 007 Archives trading card set has 175 cards and there is a nice binder produced by Rittenhouse Archives that easily holds the entire set. The set consists of 66 common cards and 109 bonus cards. The chase cards are mostly available in the packs of cards, though seven of them were incentive or promotional cards and could not be found in any of the packs. The 2009 James Bond 007 Archives trading cards were released in boxes of twenty-four packs of five cards each.

Common Cards

The common card set for the 2009 James Bond 007 Archives trading cards consisted of sixty-six retro-looking cardboard cards. The entire set consists of cards that look like they are from the 1970s or 1980s and feature decent-sixed images of characters on their fronts. One of the nice aspects of the 2009 James Bond 007 Archives trading card common card set is that it is entirely oriented in a portrait orientation, which makes it very easy to look through the set (one need not turn cards, binders, or one’s head to see all the images in their proper orientation!).

The subjects of the common cards are generally a rotation of James Bond, a Bond Girl, and the film’s primary Bond Villain. There are exceptions to the rule - Thunderball does not have a card featuring James Bond, Moonraker has Jaws, who was not actually the villain of the film – but the pattern generally holds. The cards are generally good, though there are some truly baffling choices made by Rittenhouse (Goldfinger, for example, does not have a card of Auric Goldfinger). The backs of the cards list the character’s name and the film and there is a decent level of consistency to the set to make it interesting. Having three cards per film, though, made the set come out to 66 cards, which is an awkward number for collectors as most card pages have 9-cards. Still, given that the days of the giant sets (Rittenhouse had some early sets where there were more than one hundred fifty cards in the common set!) are gone, the 2009 James Bond 007 Archives trading card fits the modern size and feel of what a common set should be fairly well.

Interestingly, the 2009 James Bond 007 Archives trading cards do not have the traditional glossy coating that protects cards from UV light. Instead, the satin matte finish maintains the retro look and feel of these very cardboard cards. What is surprising about this is how well the cards have been maintained over the years; these have not faded, warped or showed any signs that they will not endure (unlike their vintage counterparts). Despite some of the eccentricities, this is actually a very cool common set!

Chase Cards

The 102 chase cards that can be found in packs and boxes of 2009 James Bond 007 Archives trading cards are very easy to spot in packs because they do not have the same retro cardboard backs as the common cards. Unfortunately, of the six sets of bonus cards, only two of them have broad appeal to James Bond collectors. The four more common bonus card sets merely expand prior sets and they leave the collector with the odd conundrum of whether or not to keep the bonus set with the 2009 James Bond 007 Archives or assemble their prior set to its new level of completion.

The reason I gripe about the first four levels of chase cards is because most of them are not really chase cards at all. The nine cards of the Quantum Of Solace: Dangerous Liaisons set, Complete James Bond 007 Expansion Set, and Quantum Of Solace Expansion cards, each found one in every twelve packs (2 per box) merely expand the common sets of the Dangerous Liaisons, Complete James Bond 007 and 40th Anniversary sets Rittenhouse previously produced. In other words, these are cards that have a quality that would have made them multiples per pack if Quantum Of Solace had been produced before those common sets were made. There is nothing special about any of these bonus cards, save that they are so rare! The same can be said of the “Quotable” Quantum Of Solace cards. The one cool aspect of the Quantum Of Solace Expansion cards and the Complete James Bond 007 Expansion set is that they both pick up the numbering where prior expansion sets ended. So, if one actually was working to complete the Complete James Bond 007 set by adding the 9-cards from Quantum Of Solace that were released in the 2009 James Bond 007 Archives trading card set (and form a 9-card movie poster for the film!), they are properly numbered 190 – 198 and fit seamlessly into that set!

What redeems the chase cards are the relic and autograph cards! I’m not sure why Rittenhouse Archives bothers to call the cards in the 2009 James Bond 007 Archives trading card set “relic” cards when they are all costume cards, but Rittenhouse got some neat costumes and made some very cool cards out of them. All of the costumes in the 2009 James Bond 007 Archives trading card relic card set feature costumes from Quantum Of Solace. Cards range from single fabric swatch cards of Camille’s dress and James Bond’s tie (the hardest to find in the collection!) to a single quadruple costume card that features Bond’s jacket and pants and Camille’s camisole and skirt. My favorite was actually the less-rare triple costume card of Mathis . . . one of the fabric swatches on the card I pulled was actually bloodstained from the character getting shot! Relic cards were found two per box and there were twenty-seven, which means that even with ideal collation, one needs to open two cases to pull a complete set. Given that there are three relic cards which were numbered 375 and under (the back of each card has an individual collector’s number stamped into it!) most collectors will take more than two cases to complete the set.

Then there are the autographs. Autograph cards in the 2009 James Bond 007 Archives trading card set are split between the familiar format of the 40th Anniversary set – which had very small pictures of the character’s head and were oriented in a landscape format – and the vastly more popular full-bleed style which was portrait oriented with giant images of the characters and a minimal signing space at the bottom. The six 40th Anniversary are all of characters and actors with minimal influence or interest to collectors – in fact, five of the six are duplicated in this set in the full bleed autographs! In the full-bleed autographs, there are some impressive and hard-to-find autographs, including 2 Bonds (Moore and Lazenby), Olga Kurylenko (Camille), Famke Janssen, Wayne Newton, and John Cleese! Honor Blackman, despite having signed for several sets before, still has one of the grail cards from the full-bleed set. The full-bleed autograph cards are unnumbered, which might be in keeping with prior releases, which is really annoying for collectors trying to complete the set.

Non-Box/Pack Cards

The 2009 James Bond 007 Archives trading card set has seven cards not found in any of the boxes or packs. There are three promotional cards – the usual general release, an exclusive one to Non-Sport Update Magazine, and the binder-exclusive promotional card.

The casetopper for the 2009 James Bond 007 Archives trading card set is a pretty awesome relic card of the Aston Marton’s Windshield from Quantum Of Solace! The windshield pieces are cracked and the thick card was limited to 700 and individually numbered on the back. This is one of the coolest-looking cards in the set!

Then there are the incentive cards and these are some of the hardest-to-find of any Rittenhouse Archives product! For purchasing three cases, dealers received a full-bleed autograph of Judi Dench as M. For buying six cases, dealers were given a Women Of James Bond style autograph of Famke Janssen and almost impossible to find now is a full-bleed Jonathan Rhys-Davies autograph that was a fifteen-case incentive! All three of these incentive cards have exploded in value and are virtually impossible to find on the secondary market now!

Overall

While somewhat dependent upon prior sets to get the most bang for the buck, the 2009 James Bond 007 Archives trading card set nevertheless has some of the most valuable James Bond cards without being an oppressive-to-collect set!

This set culls images from the James bond films from Doctor No through Quantum Of Solace, with a special emphasis on that last film, reviewed here!

These cards are available in my online store! Please check them out here: 2009 James Bond Archives Trading Card Current Inventory!

For other trading card reviews, please check out my reviews of:
Star Trek Aliens
Star Wars Jedi Legacy
Cryptozoic DC Comics The New 52

6.5/10

For other card reviews, please visit my Card Review Index Page for an organized listing!

© 2015 W.L. Swarts. May not be reprinted without permission.
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Sunday, December 14, 2014

Formula Shaken, Formula Reinforced: Why Once Upon A Time Season Two Is More Average Than Magical!


The Good: Decent performances, Moments of plot progression
The Bad: The characters do not truly grow or develop
The Basics: In its second season, Once Upon A Time works hard to explain what came before and make new adversaries who cause the characters to pretty much remain in place.


Once Upon A Time has been a tougher series to stick with than I initially thought. The first season of the show (reviewed here!) presented an interesting concept: what if fairy tale characters existed here in our world, today? The first season bounced between the fairy tale world and the modern world where the same characters existed without any memories of their magical existence. The first season of Once Upon A Time illustrated well how the writers and producers were very much bound by the storytelling model they created on Lost (reviewed here!); the first season was very much a back and forth between the two worlds, much the way Lost oscillated between life on the island and the flashbacks to the characters off the island.

The second season of Once Upon A Time is saddled with an immediate conceptual problem; the first season of the show climaxed with magic returning to Storybrooke. Bringing magic into our otherwise mundane world forced a fundamental change in the series and to deal with that, the writers had to essentially undo it almost right away. But the problem with Once Upon A Time Season Two is not the way it almost entirely eliminates the real consequences of magic existing in our world, but the way it forces the characters to stagnate, as opposed to truly evolve. Regina, the villain of the first season, is given more backstory to make her more sympathetic and when her “creator” - her mother Cora - enters the narrative, Regina reverts as opposed to reforms and that is a disappointing step back. Perhaps as important, the second season of Once Upon A Time illustrates the problems of using flat fairy tale characters as their subjects; the bloated cast of characters is unable to utilize the entire group well and the show has to add more characters who are not even fairy tale characters to try to flesh out the story and sell the spin-off. In a world filled with magic, there seems to be no real need for Dr. Frankenstein, but Once Upon A Time adds him to the mix, along with Cora, Captain Hook, and Peter Pan.

With magic returned to the citizens of Storybrooke, Regina becomes targeted by everyone in town. For her protection, Regina is locked up, when a wraith summoned by Mr. Gold forces Charming and Emma to try to protect her. Using the Mad Hatter’s hat to try to banish the wraith, Snow White and Emma are teleported to the magical realm. In the magical realm from which all of Storybrooke’s residents came, Aurora is woken up by the heroic Prince Philip and Mulan before Philip is killed by a wraith. Mulan then tells Aurora the story of Neverland after Queen Regina cursed the land. In the one untouched corner of Neverland, Mulan and Philip searched for Aurora and it is to that corner of the otherwise cursed land where Mary Margaret and Emma find themselves. As Mary Margaret and Emma struggle to find their way back to Storybrooke, Charming and Henry work with Gold to find them and bring them home. Unfortunately, they fall under the machinations of Cora, Regina’s mother, who is working with Hook to get to our realm so she might get revenge upon Gold and Regina.

The inevitable return to Storybrooke does not afford Mary Margaret and Emma much of a catharsis. Almost immediately, Cora and Hook make it to the port in their cloaked ship and they begin to influence Storybrooke. Framing Regina as a killer, Cora discredits Regina and moves to eliminate Gold. But just as a stranger arrives in Storybrooke with his own agenda, Gold, Henry and Emma leave the town to search for Gold’s son who is living in the mundane world. But the stranger, Greg, and his betrothed, Tamara, have correctly divined the nature of Storybrooke and to get revenge upon Regina, they are committed to once again destroying all magic in the town!

Despite detours and repetitive machinations – it seems no matter how good Regina was originally and how much she wants to reform now for Henry’s sake, she will always revert to being the obvious, Evil Queen – the second season of Once Upon A Time follows much the same plot formula as the first season. As the new and previously unexplored residents of Storybrooke have their stories from the fairy tale realm spelled out, the residents of Storybrooke work to understand their new dual lives. Storybrooke is surrounded by a magical barrier, passing through which wipes the fairy tale characters of their fairy tale identities. As the residents adapt to magic being around, but most of them being unable to use it (Regina, for example, makes a promise to Henry not to use her magic), Emma and Snow White work their way to the magical portals that connect to Storybrooke.

What becomes problematic is how the cast is sprawled wide without utilizing all of them well. Meghan Ory’s Ruby is utilized for one major plotline wherein she is framed (because certain residents now know she is the Wolf and has a bloodlust when in that form) and Archie is only significant in the season for (apparently) being killed. In fact, when it appears that Regina has killed Archie it is almost a surprise that any of the residents of Storybrooke care; he is used so little in the season before and after that event!

Cora and Hook make for interesting-enough villains, though their plots are more predictable than they are surprising. Regina’s primary goal is to win Henry’s heart and mind, so when she seems to have killed Archie, it is not surprising that she is just being framed. In fact, Lana Parrilla’s performance in that arc is so convincing it becomes inconceivable that anyone in Storybrooke would not believe Regina.

But that sort of plot reversal is what brings about some of the disappointment in the second season of Once Upon A Time; even once it is clear that Regina has been framed, it is not so much the residents of Storybrooke who turn against her as much as it is that Regina willingly leaps back into the role of antagonist. It guts the power of her original convictions to be a better mother to Henry to so willingly become the enemy to everyone in town again.

Beyond that, the second season of Once Upon A Time continues to crowd the field of characters. Minor characters like Whale/Frankenstein get big arcs and the magic and mundane antagonists create more pull away from Snow, Emma, Charming and even Gold in terms of maintaining a coherent narrative.

Ultimately, Once Upon A Time Season Two is watchable, but hardly as original feeling as the first season.

For other shows from the 2012 – 2013 season, be sure to check out my reviews of:
Parenthood - Season 4
Veep - Season 1
Game Of Thrones - Season 3
New Girl - Season 2
Happy Endings - Season 3
The Walking Dead - Season 3
Arrested Development - Season 4
House Of Cards - Season 1
True Blood - Season 5
Revolution - Season 1
Orange Is The New Black - Season 1
The Newsroom - Season 1
Weeds - Season 8

6/10

For other television episode and season reviews, please visit my Television Review Index Page for an organized listing!

© 2014 W.L. Swarts. May not be reprinted without permission.
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Friday, July 6, 2012

Why I Am More Neutral To Once Upon A Time Season 1 . . .


The Good: Interesting characters, Decent concept, Moments of acting
The Bad: Melodramatic/soap operatic qualities, Some very shaky acting from the leads, Special effects are inconsistent, Inconsistent use of cast.
The Basics: Once Upon A Time is an ambitious concept in its first season that tries too hard to do too many things and ends up being more unsatisfying than I originally expected.


I am a big fan of long-running television shows with complex plots and great character development that happens over the course of several seasons. I mention that at the outset of my review of Once Upon A Time Season 1 because I want it absolutely clear from the beginning that I am not biased against a concept like Once Upon A Time and that my immediate thoughts on the series (so far) are, in many ways, contrary to what I like to see on television. And yet, I can only assume that it is corporate greed on the part of the networks that drives the networks to continue a television show long past the potential of its concept. There are very few “limited series” on television, shows that begin at the beginning of the television season with the declaration that they will only be creating a season or two worth of shows. Once Upon A Time should have been a limited series like that (also this season, Revenge stood out as a series that should have been presented as a one-season endeavor).

Bolstered by the news that fantasy is hot right now, ABC Studios decided to beat the cinematic Snow White films Mirror Mirror (reviewed here!) and Snow White And The Huntsman (reviewed here!) to the punch and produce a fantasy television series. That series was Once Upon A Time and it had an ambitious concept, to blend a fantasy storyline with a present-day story and create a compelling narrative. I can only assume that show creators Adam Horowitz and Edward Kitsis gave one hell of a pitch for Once Upon A Time wherein they explained the long arcs of each of their intended seasons or that the executives at ABC put the show into production without any though to the long-term viability of the series.

Why? Once Upon A Time may have a novel concept, but it is a very limited one. The show centers around two basic locations and time periods, separated by a powerful curse. The essential idea is that in the distant past in a fantasy realm, characters like Snow White, Little Red Riding Hood, Jiminy Cricket and an evil queen lived, loved, interacted, etc. until the day the evil queen put a curse on everyone that would allow her to retain power while causing everyone to forget their true natures. In modern day Storybrooke, Maine, each of these individuals is (essentially) reincarnated without any knowledge of their former selves (with a few exceptions). It’s a clever idea, but it really has only one of two ways to go: either the curse is lifted and magic is reborn or everything is exposed as a childish delusion of Henry (the young boy advocating the idea of the fantasy past-lives). In fact, as the show went on, I made the prediction that the one unique to the present-day character (who escaped the curse thanks to her parents Snow White and Prince Charming) would end up stranded in the fantasy realm (didn’t happen, but the end of the first season came remarkably close). The problem is, the show is pretty much over once the curse is broken or those who exist only in our world are returned to the proper present day. It would be a tough sell for most viewers, for example, to sit through season after preposterous season of the curse being lifted only to be cast again.

But, of course, I get ahead of myself. In its first season, Once Upon A Time is a half-serialized, partially episodic story that establishes the two worlds of Storybrooke, Maine and the fantasy kingdom of fairy tales. The serialized elements revolve around a rising conflict between Storybrooke mayor Regina, the adopted mother of Henry, and Emma Swan, Henry’s biological mother, who returns Henry to Storybrooke where she begins to believe his audacious theory that everyone in Storybrooke is a fairy tale character who is cursed to forget the truth and that no one under the curse can leave Storybrooke. The other heavily serialized aspect of the story is the off-again, on-again romance between Mary Margaret Blanchard and David Nolan, who starts as a John Doe in the hospital and awakens with no real memories. When David and Mary Margaret begin to hit it off, Regina finds David’s wife and gets Mary Margaret branded as an outcast.

The episodic nature of Once Upon A Time comes with the characters. Almost every episode tells a standalone story of each character (or a guest character, like Pinocchio or the Seven Dwarves and the fairy that Grumpy falls in love with) and their role in the fantasy world. These are often dark fantasy stories that put a new twist on the traditional fairy tale that one might remember. So, for example, Snow White is characterized as a thief and rebel and Prince Charming is only marrying to protect a kingdom that is not actually his. The standalone elements often have a reflection on the current events in the modern storyline or are the subject of a big reveal that is hardly as surprising as the writers might have liked (like Henry’s identity in the fantasy realm).

Once Upon A Time, in its first season, becomes very formulaic as a result. For sure, it is not as patterned as the “creature of the week” stories of Grimm (which did not successfully captivate my wife and I for the full season), but the show takes on a pretty obvious rhythm that causes it to hold up less well upon multiple viewings than one might suspect.

The other fundamental problem with Once Upon A Time is that it has far too many characters. I like complicated, rich, character-filled dramas, but Once Upon A Time stacks the show early and does not service all of the characters as well as it ought. So, for example, Ruby - the Red Riding Hood character – sits around for the first fourteen episodes before she is given her story. However, before the show deals with her, the Seven Dwarves are given an episode, with Grumpy being made a more vital character than the one who has at least showed up prior to that!

With early casting rumors for Season Two announced, Once Upon A Time seems to be promising more of the same in its second season, with additional characters. But, for the first season, the principle characters are:

Emma Swan – Essentially a bounty hunter on the outside, she arrives at Storybrooke and finds she cannot leave. Henry’s biological mother, she quickly gets into altercations with Regina. She befriends Mary Margaret who Henry believes is her mother in the fantasy world. She works to become Sheriff of Storybrooke when the prior one discovers the truth and abruptly disappears,

Mary Margaret Blanchard / Snow White – A teacher in Storybrooke and volunteer at the local hospital, she reads to David while he is in his coma. She teaches Henry and quickly rallies to Henry and Emma’s cause, especially as she wants to be with David. As Snow White in the fantasy realm, she was the Queen’s stepdaughter before becoming a bandit to undermine her authority. She met the Prince on the run and fell in love with him, though they could not be together because of his arranged marriage,

Henry Mills – The biological son of Emma and adopted son of Regina, he has a book of fairy tales he believes tells the real stories of the residents of Storybrooke. He engages in Operation Cobra to try to expose the truth, enlisting Emma in his cause, despite the danger it puts them in. In the fantasy world, he has an important relationship with the Evil Queen,

David Nolan / Prince Charming – In a coma until he wakes up to Mary Margaret’s ministrations, he is unwilling to leave his wife, Kathryn, for her when he learns he is married. In the fantasy realm, he was kept from Snow White by an arranged marriage that will save the kingdom he has been extorted to save,

Archie Hopper / Jiminy Cricket – The resident therapist in town, he believes that Henry is delusional until he makes a leap of faith. In the fantasy realm, he was used by his swindler parents and feels guilty about it,

Sidney Glass / The Magic Mirror – The local newspaper reporter and a pawn of Regina’s. In the fantasy realm, he was the secret love of the Queen whom she sacrificed as part of her strategy,

Ruby / Red Riding Hood – A waitress at the local diner who wears very little. She is pretty much a nonentity, both in the real world and the fantasy realm,

Mr. Gold / Rumpelstiltskin – The owner of the pawn shop and one of only two people who knows the truth for an absolute certainty. He represents the greatest magical power in the fantasy realm as the proverbial devil others make deals with,

and Regina Mills / The Evil Queen – The mayor of Storybrooke, she is immediately threatened by Emma’s presence and does what she can to get rid of her. She uses the Sheriff as her private enforcer. In the fantasy realm, she is the Queen that is usurped by Snow White, who uses her last bit of power to cast the curse.

The acting on Once Upon A Time is inconsistent. Lana Parrilla (Regina) and Robert Carlyle (Mr. Gold) are amazingly well-acted, including the scenes set in virtual sets (which many of the other performers seem to have trouble with). Ginnifer Goodwin oscillates between stiff and goofy. Jennifer Morrison seems decent on her own, but often is unrealistic in reactions that require her to display real emotion. Jared Gilmore’s Henry is a child actor and does about as well as one expects.

Once Upon A Time employs cg-sets for many of the big fantasy pieces. While the show has some issues with that (lighting and perspective in the virtual sets have not been perfected for this show), they get some of the more impressive CG effects remarkably right. The CG dragon, for example, is exceptional.

Still, despite the plethora of bonus features planned for the first season of Once Upon A Time, it’s too predictable and formulaic for me to enthusiastically recommend.

For other works with Jennifer Morrison, be sure to check out my reviews of:
Star Trek
Mr. And Mrs. Smith
House - Season 1


6/10

For other television reviews, be sure to check out my Television Review Index Page for an organized listing!

© 2012 W.L. Swarts. May not be reprinted without permission.

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Wednesday, September 14, 2011

After The Apocalypse: Infection Resurrects 28 Weeks Later . . .


The Good: Decent acting, Interesting plot, Good direction, Good musical direction
The Bad: No character development, Huge plot holes, Extraordinary violence and gore
The Basics: Ultimately a terribly average film, 28 Weeks Later . . . returns the viewer to abandoned London after the infection for a well-directed, well-acted poorly plotted, plot-driven film with no real characters.


[Note: This was originally written after seeing "28 Weeks Later . . ." in the theater and I liked my opening, so I am not changing it! Enjoy! - W.L. Swarts]

Have you ever seen a film and, when it was over, you sat and thought, "Man, I hope that's not the last movie I ever see . . ?" I was alternating between that and hoping the tractor that was on the flatbed truck I was following home after seeing 28 Weeks Later . . . would fall off and kill me so I wouldn't have to write this review. I write this not because I have a particular death wish (anymore) or because 28 Weeks Later . . . was a terrible movie, but rather because the film is exceptionally difficult to review. To dispense with the pleasantries, I LOVED 28 Days Later . . . (reviewed here!) and I could not wait to add that film to my DVD library. The short version of this review is that when I first heard 28 Weeks Later . . . was in the works, I was wary. It was better than I thought it would be, but I will not be adding it to my permanent collection when it is released on DVD.

England, the once pleasant island empire, has fallen to the infectious plague virus known as the Rage. Those who are infected run through the streets infecting others and/or tearing them apart. Now, twenty-eight weeks after the initial infection struck, the island is dead and those who escaped in the early days of the infection are being allowed to return to London to rebuild the country. The problem, of course, is that with 15,000 civilians under the watchful eye of the U.S. military, mistakes are bound to happen.

In this case, the mistake is the return of children Andy and Tammy, who are joyfully reunited with their father, Don, who runs some of the new London (he survived on the island throughout the outbreak). Andy and Tammy jump the bridge from protected London into one of the unsanitized areas where they find their mother, Alice, who Don abandoned when she was swarmed by the infected. Alice, it seems, is a carrier of the Rage, but not infected. Unfortunately, almost simultaneous to this discovery, Don reunites with his wife and she infects him, setting off a new wave of infection. As the U.S. military works with surprising ineptitude to contain the new outbreak, Andy and Tammy find themselves running for their lives with Doyle - a soldier - and Scarlet, an army doctor who understands what Alice was.

Just as 28 Days Later . . . ultimately suffers some from the idea that a bloodborne contagion that is so virulent that a drop of it would almost instantly infect people who are uninfected could be fought by a bunch of people who often hack apart infected people in such a way that it is inconceivable that they, too, would not be infected, 28 Weeks Later . . . suffers from serious structural flaws that undermine the basic concept of the film. In 28 Weeks Later . . . the viewer is asked to believe that the U.S. military, which seems in this instance specially designed for contamination control, would be so inept as to forget to lock a door? Ultimately, the new wave of infection begins because the shelter most of the refugees are herded into has an unlocked back door through which the lone infected enters! Understanding the rage virus is entirely dependent upon seeing 28 Days Later . . . and this film stands up poorly if one has not seen it.

But even before that, there are serious questions that are raised that push the level of suspension of disbelief into the realm of suspension of intelligence. Don, established immediately in the new hierarchy of London as the man who runs the power station is able to use his card to gain access to a military quarantine lab. Why? There's no conceivable reason that any of the several checkpoints he swiped his card at en route would not have stopped him to find out his purpose.

But let's backtrack even more. Alice is found in an area of London that the military has been through; the stacks of unburned yellow biohazard bags are evidence of that. How did they miss finding Alice? How did they miss the other bodies that are in the area? Better yet, why is there a bridge connecting the uninfected Green Zone to the dubious remainder of London? And if it must be there, why is it only guarded by two people? Come on!

This may seem like nit-picking, but it actually is a fair exploration of the conceits the viewer is simply expected to swallow without thinking. I refuse to do this. The thing one needs to consider about life after the apocalypse is that it's quiet. With the power grid down, without cars, airplanes, gas fires, water running, without people, much of the world is quieter. I mean this in a literal - sound - fashion and a visual sense. Satellite technology being what it is, infrared heat signatures from a dead nation would stand out brightly. Robbed of all of the things that would clutter up such a device, a human body that was still generating energy would stand out like a flare on an infrared scan. One would presume some of this is how the government was able to assess that the infected had died after five weeks. Alice ought to have been visible long before the military even approached Britain.

But this conceit reaches its peak near the climax of the movie (which I will not ruin by overstating). The viewer is expected to believe that a victim of the rage, who slobbers, shouts maniacally and runs around noisily would not be heard in an empty subway depot? Please! Everything the viewer sees of the infected in the two films illustrates that these are not stealthy people. They run around, flailing, vomiting blood and making noise. Yet, in the last few moments of the film, one pops up in an otherwise empty, open space without any warning. I don't buy it.

Which leads me to my last point - and this one, I will concede is a nit-pick - which deals with Alice. I LOVE the idea of a person who has a natural immunity to the Rage. It makes sense. Humans are resilient that way. For every affliction, there is a cure and often it is in us somewhere. I dig that. Don abandoned Alice - as we see in the film's opening - because she was swarmed with infected. While we may easily buy that Alice has the natural ability to resist the Rage, it's pretty far-fetched to believe that the infected would not simply tear her apart.

That said, 28 Weeks Later . . . is not a subtle movie. In fact, it seems to hinge on the idea that the circumstances are so horrific that the viewer will simply disengage their senses and sensibilities. One of the wonderfully terrifying moments of 28 Days Later . . . was when Jim is told about the outbreak at the airport and the viewer imagines the terror of a crowd becoming infected and people trampling one another to try to escape. 28 Weeks Later . . . shows that quite graphically and it leads to a sequence that is graphic, violent, bloody, and also strangely inadequate.

The U.S. military in 28 Weeks Later . . . takes a right rebound from cautious and inept to the necessary stage of overkill. The problem here is in the middle ground. The moment a quarantine is activated - when Don becomes infected and escapes - the military ought to have been on its most ready and (frankly) brutal standing. The moment the quarantine was broken, there is no sensible reason for not shooting everything that moves. Yes, human compassion dictates some of the people running out of the quarantine area may not be infected and you're killing innocent people. Contagion protocol dictates a level of callousness that must disengage from that. Contagion protocol is big picture thinking; you kill all two thousand people in the bunker to protect the other thirteen thousand people and the world at large.

So, despite the gore and horror that erupts from the infection and the shock and horror that the audience might feel when innocents are eventually cut down, many will simply watch and wonder, why weren't they doing that from the beginning?

It is at this point in the review that some might be wondering why I'm dissecting the plot so very much. I'm making righteous attacks on the plot because this is a plot-intensive film. There is almost no character development to speak of. In fact, the only true element of character development comes within the first ten minutes of the film. The film opens with a small group of survivors of the plague having a meal when a young boy arrives at the house and Don, Alice and the others take him in, though the Infected soon rush through killing most. Don and Alice become separated when Alice opts to save the young boy instead of herself. The sole bit of genuine character development in 28 Weeks Later . . . comes when Andy - Alice's son who had been evacuated prior to the event - is shown on screen and he looks stunningly like the boy Alice tried to save. We understand that Alice's maternal instinct kicked in to try to save someone who reminded her of her son. It's subtle, clever and it's the only thing in the one and a half hour frightfest that genuinely pops of insight.

Robbed of character development, it's hard to even discuss the acting. Rose Byrne is well cast as Scarlet. She is plausible as a military doctor and the viewer wonders why the Major doesn't fight more for what she believes in. Byrne is able to connote compassion and strength in a character that is otherwise very much a "type." She is a joy to watch throughout the film.

Similarly, Robert Carlyle is empathetic as Don. Carlyle is one of the few survivors of the outbreak and he is shocked, cautious and deeply wounded at the beginning of the film. Carlyle's performance of a survivor is so good that he makes the viewer wonder why Don would even want to stay in Britain. Seriously, when he tells his children that they can't go back to their old home, his performance is so heartwrenching that it makes the viewer sit up and wonder, why are people bothering to go back to London anyway? I mean, if I've been fleeing for over three months before I see someone who is sane, uninfected and has access to a safe world off the island, why would I stay amidst the ghosts and gloom as opposed to begging for extraction?

Even the kids, Mackintosh Muggleton (Andy) and Imogen Poots (Tammy) are decent enough in their performances, though for most of the film they are relegated to running and looking terrified. Jeremy Renner convincingly plays the military-minded Doyle and we instantly believe his efficiency and instinct toward self preservation. Even Harold Perrineau - recognizable from his role of Michael on Lost (reviewed here!) - is fine, though underscripted as the helicopter pilot Flynn.

Which brings us to the final analysis. No character development, a good concept that results in a plot that only works when one ignores the facts presented, and generally good acting. The musical direction is as powerful as in the first film and director Juan Carlos Fresnadillo does a great job at making the film look and feel like the next chapter in the saga. But ultimately, this is a whole lot of blood, with little sensibility.

There we go. There is a lot of blood. There is a lot of gore. There is a lot of shooting, frenzied violence and even a whole load of people split apart by helicopter blades. How this movie skated by with an R rating, I don't know. I'm not big into the MPAA or ratings, because I believe they should be guidelines that simply dictate what state a film is in, as opposed to something that is regulated such that movies submit and resubmit to try to get the rating they want (I think films should get one pass with the MPAA, rated and then released in that form and let parents and adults do the rest of the work). How 28 Weeks Later . . . is R and not NC-17 or X, I do not know. I've no problem with it if it was, in fact for a post-apocalyptic scenario where any means necessary will be employed to save the world, I think it's perfectly reasonable to have such carnage to rate a higher rating. This movie feels like it ought to have been something more extreme than an R rating. It employs a level of graphicness that is both disturbing and appropriate. For the plot of the film, this is to be expected. It ought to be rated like that, though.

Now on DVD, 28 Weeks Later . . . features a commentary track as well as some other decent bonus features. There are deleted scenes, featurettes and a "graphic novel" that bridges the first movie with this one. It's a nice package that adds value to the otherwise mediocre film.

So, it's a lot of blood, gore, violence, extreme concept that is pretty terrifying (though also pretty well telegraphed). And for what? Had the movie ended where it appeared to end, I think I would have rated it higher. But there was one additional scene. It sets up another potential sequel and it basically defines what the whole purpose of the film we've just sat through truly is. And it's a disappointing direction and it comes rather out of the blue.

Which is why this film is so hard to rate. I spent some time debating rating it an 8 (with a not recommend) because it was a good example of a post-apocalyptic horror filled with all the expected gore and terror one would figure on. I thought about all of the plot holes and thought maybe it was a 4 that I could recommend to those who liked 28 Days Later . . . Ultimately, I think in my pantheon (which is a 10 point scale), this would be best rated as a six because it is well directed, well acted (given the parts) and if one were going to resurrect the rage virus 28 weeks later, I suppose this might be the most plausible avenue. Ultimately, though, this is a remarkably average film experience and it leaves the viewer with a sense of being unfulfilled. And I return to where I was before I ever saw this movie: 28 Weeks Later . . . is a bad idea; they should have left it with the first movie and let it be.

I wish I had.

For other films about infectious agents, please visit my reviews of:
Contagion
Zombieland
Quarantine

6/10 (not recommended)

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